What does this Mean In English?can u translate it?

Yo dude...you knwo i fixed the cell phone, it was just a little wet...it works now. I gotta tell you, I went to Iguana on saturday with my friends, everyone happy, and Colin arrives and he said hi to me and we spokes of some intresting things and he danced with me, he wanted to dance with a friend of mine, from hawaii...but he got lonley cause no one would pay attention to him. I don't have a boyfriend, what I wanted to tell you is that, I want a boyfriend??????? You know yesterday on monday I was with Disa eating eskimo and Tom Everyly ped by and said to me "Hey, how are you, my baby" "Sean...everything alright with him?" and he tells me "he's in love with you. He's too young for you" I told him you and I are really good friends and he said it was better that way and blew me a kiss. Oh, and he told me he's going over your house in 10 days and he's gonna tell you I say hi. I hope you're well....bye.